Late to the Party

by The 509ers

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For Nikki Love.

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released August 1, 2017

Captain Chainsaw - Guitar
Chuck Love - Drums
Johnny - Bass, Guitar
Robtone - Sax

Engineered, mixed, and mastered by John Zuccardy.

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The 509ers New Haven, Connecticut

The 509ers are rooted in garage and punk rock with shades of The Stooges, The Cramps, Stones, funk, sax, and wah.

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Track Name: Ain't Nobody Got Time
Driving in the fast lane with
your left blinker on
Holding up the elevator when
I want to get down
Tell me ‘bout your dream last night
And it's 20 minutes long
Bringing in some attitude
check it at the door

Ain't nobody got time for that, no
Ain't nobody got time
Ain't nobody got time for that, no
Ain't nobody got time

Chore boy out the door and I
need to mow the lawn
Half a of coffee left
all the rest is gone
Don’t put the tools away
then the job’s not done
Going to a work party
that don't count as fun

Ain't nobody got time for that, no
Ain't nobody got time
Ain't nobody got time for that, no
Ain't nobody got time

All the people break my balls and
try to bring me down
Mayor, judge and jury,
bunch of fucking clowns
Talk under your breath to me then
I turn around, you're gone
Take me to the temple, baby
Bring the cannons on
Track Name: Smooth Patch
I don’t need no SUV, and I don’t need a giant TV
I don’t need you hypocrisy, but we still need democracy
I go to work and I pay my bills, I’m clipping coupons and looking for deals
I don’t need a gun that kills, and I don’t need exotic thrills

I need a smooth patch, cause life ain’t easy
I hope to hit one before I go crazy
I need a smooth patch, I need it right now
So I can begin to live my life… out

Credit card bills, making wills, cutting corners, but who really cares
Cancer’s taken a toll on me, it’s robbed me of my family
But if you come over, you will see, a better life for you and me
One with pleasures and with fantasies, we’re setting sails for the open sea

To a smooth patch, where life is easy
Thank God I found one, before I went crazy
 I like this smooth patch, I like it right now
 I’m gonna begin to live my life… now

Insurance rates, always inflate, I need a break from this downward fate.
I’m fading fast and I need a taste of easy living and sunny days. Terrorists and Jihadists, spreading hate and spreading fear
I close my eyes and I drift away, now all the bad shit has gone away 

I Gotta smooth patch now life is easy
And now I realize that I’m not crazy
I need a smooth patch, I like it right now
I’m gonna begin to live my life… now
Track Name: Special Needs
She’s got special needs
Puts me on my knees
Now it’s time to feed
You know I aim to please

I am gonna burst
Just can’t quench my thirst
We all got special needs
Baby, let’s not tease

We all got, we all got special needs
We all got, we all got special needs

I’m just a simple man
Do just what I can
I’m not asking for much
Just need to feel your touch

We all got, we all got special needs
We all got, we all got special needs
We all got, we all got special needs
We all got, we all got special needs
Track Name: Back Sale
I started our with an easy bake oven
I made a cake, and I made a muffin
I fed ‘em to my family
It made them feel so happy

So I put a sign on the street corner
And built a stand in my front yard
Cars lined up for miles and miles
It brought me joy to see all their smiles

We’ll have a bake sale today
Rock and roll all night
We’ll have a bake sale each day
For the rest of our lives

In middle school, they taught home economics
They taught us things like making brownies
Then I learned a secret ingredient 
That made my desserts heaven sent

So I sold them in the boys room
I sold them on the school bus 
I sold them at the football games
Now everybody knows me by name

We’ll have a bake sale today
Rock and roll all night
We’ll have a bake sale each day
For the rest of our lives

Now Betty Crocker, she’s the bomb
With a white apron and a g-string on
She’ll tear it up in the kitchen
And when she’s through, we’ll all be itching, for her

Cupcakes, her cherry pie
Her crusty muffin makes a grown man cry
She makes me so horny
When She bends over and cuts the cheese

We’ll have a bake sale today
Rock and roll all night
We’ll have a bake sale each day
For the rest of our lives
Track Name: Somebody Special
I used to be
somebody special
I used know
everything
I used to feel
nothing at all
I used to be

I used to be
somebody special
I used know
everything
I used to feel
nothing at all
I used to be

Break down
real time
Build up
feel fine

You used to be
somebody special
You used know
everything
You used to feel
nothing at all
You used to be

You used to be
somebody special
You used know
everything
You used to feel
nothing at all
You used to be
Track Name: Gotta Get Away Now
Middle of the night and I’m wide awake,
wondered what happened
when she went away.

Left her hanging on the other side.
Never found out if she’s alive.
Left her dancing on a high wire.
Never found out if she survived.

Every day, too much play,
gotta get away now.

Walking down the street just the other day,
wondered what happened
when she went away.

Left her hanging on the other side.
Never found out if she’s alive.
Left her dancing on a high wire.
Never found out if she survived.

Gotta get away now.

Once the needle goes in, it never comes out.
Once the needle goes in, nothing but doubt.