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Bake Sale

from Late to the Party by The 509ers

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I started our with an easy bake oven
I made a cake, and I made a muffin
I fed ‘em to my family
It made them feel so happy

So I put a sign on the street corner
And built a stand in my front yard
Cars lined up for miles and miles
It brought me joy to see all their smiles

We’ll have a bake sale today
Rock and roll all night
We’ll have a bake sale each day
For the rest of our lives

In middle school, they taught home economics
They taught us things like making brownies
Then I learned a secret ingredient 
That made my desserts heaven sent

So I sold them in the boys room
I sold them on the school bus 
I sold them at the football games
Now everybody knows me by name

We’ll have a bake sale today
Rock and roll all night
We’ll have a bake sale each day
For the rest of our lives

Now Betty Crocker, she’s the bomb
With a white apron and a g-string on
She’ll tear it up in the kitchen
And when she’s through, we’ll all be itching, for her

Cupcakes, her cherry pie
Her crusty muffin makes a grown man cry
She makes me so horny
When She bends over and cuts the cheese

We’ll have a bake sale today
Rock and roll all night
We’ll have a bake sale each day
For the rest of our lives

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from Late to the Party, released August 1, 2017
Capt. - guitar, lead box
Chuck Love - drums, vox
Johnny - bass, vox
Robtone - Sax

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The 509ers New Haven, Connecticut

The 509ers are a garage rock outfit from New Haven, CT. They have been kicking around the local music scene in various configurations for nearly thirty years and formed as The 509ers in 2009. Former angry young men, now grizzled and older, The 509ers still have something to say about the state of the world and it is not complimentary... but it is honest, loud, and raw. ... more

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